Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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