But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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