I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
They are going to name an STD after you.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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