I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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