So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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