I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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