Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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