Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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