it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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