but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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