Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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