On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
