have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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