don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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