dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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