Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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