Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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