Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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