For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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