I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
