So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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