I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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