Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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