Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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