how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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