Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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