Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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