this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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