haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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