Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
