I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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