I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
bring money and cleavage
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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