Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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