What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I puked a lego.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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