You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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