i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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