Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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