Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
