No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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