sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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