What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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