Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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