I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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