we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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