Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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