More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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