Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
The power of my boobs compel you
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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