if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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