Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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