we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
